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I'm calling on behalf of Dino Davis,
He is flying to our Stockholm office now.

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We want to make sure
that you have received the DVD we sent you.

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He has been called
one of the most depraved, questioned

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and influential writers ever.

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Bob Singleton,
You have been called many things over the years.

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Anarchist, blasphemer, even pornographer.

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- Fake. Crazy.
- Crazy too?

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After your debut novel "Kåt ungdom"
There were 22 assassination attempts...

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- 23.
- 23 attempted murders.

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Now we find you here, on a distant and,
honestly, even more dangerous place.

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You live next door to a radiation zone.

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Tell me, Bob. What drew you here?

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The simple life.

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You understand,
to be able to create outstanding works

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you have to put yourself
in an extraordinary state of mind.

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You can't tell a story.
without experiencing it yourself.

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That's the truth, young people.
That's the fucking truth.

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YEAR 2004

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KALAMAZOO HERALD NEWSPAPER
STOCKHOLM OFFICE

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No, no, no.

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No, it's not the Kalamazoo Herald.

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That's how the old-fashioned ones are,
The boring fucking costumed gnomes' media does.

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Have you read the newspaper? Seen our programs?

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We are daredevils.
We go where others don't have access.

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Put the North Korean with the AK-47 on
the cover, in whatever way the hell you want on the back.

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Oh my God, Turan. Come here!

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- Brother, how I've missed you.
- The same.

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Show your palms. Are you still
horny on the plane? How many times?

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- Two.
- Save the gunpowder.

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I'm saving all week,
Then I invite you.

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Sonja, this is my best friend
in this sick world.

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- Sonja.
- Turan. Turan Hiram.

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- Do you want to see my work samples?
- Yes, I want to.

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Who has cigarettes?
I have to smoke, damn it! Fine, thank you.

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- Do you know how these things work?
- No, I don't.

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It's easy, tuck it in the back of your pants.

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Pull up the small cord under the shirt,
You put this one up here.

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I'm Gemma, by the way.
I am one of the cinematographers on the trip.

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- I'm Sonja, I'm an illustrator.
- Shouldn't she be a presenter?

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You said I would illustrate, right?

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- I've never been a program host before.
- You're going to be great. Look at you.

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- What the hell is going on with the mic?
- Sorry, I don't know...

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It's not your job. Are you thirsty?
Would you like a whiskey?

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- Gin and tonic.
- So sophisticated.

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A gin and tonic here
and a vodka and soda for me.

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Are you nervous? Do you want medicine?

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Okay.

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Okay. The sound is working.

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The camera is rolling.

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Okay, buddy. We're on.
The Scandinavian office with Kalazoom...

51
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One more time. Back up.

52
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You see, I'm nervous too.

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Okay, let's go.

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We're going from the Kalamazoo Herald
in Scandinavia to a remote location.

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Or what?
We're going to the radioactive zone of Kazakhstan.

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Yes, you judgmental bastards. We had a drink,
because we don't understand how it will work.

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We are the first journalists
who come to IRAS,

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Institute of Radiation, Science and
art. The world's greatest thinkers live there,

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but we don't give a damn about them, we care about
What is hidden behind the wall?

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What's behind the shit?
We've heard the rumors. Come.

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Herds of radioactive centaurs.

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- What do you think? Are they real?
- I don't think they're centaurs.

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Shit, they're mutant mules.

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I want to see real fucking mutants.

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- I'm here with Sonja Schmidt who is...
- Artist.

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Sure, you're an artist, but you're also...

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- A human.
- Yes, she really is a human being.

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She also happens to be a relative of Arno...
Damn, I'm completely lost. We'll take it over.

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You. Everything's okay. Come on.

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Are you ready?

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I am standing here with Sonja Schmidt, relative
to the late author Arno Schmidt.

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Pure Homer for Bob Singleton,
who invited us into the zone.

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- You know Bob Singleton, right?
- Yes, he won the Nobel Prize.

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Yes, but tell me about your great-uncle.
Who is Arno Schmidt?

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He was a German writer
from Germany, which...

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Sorry, I don't know...

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A German writer from Germany? We got
with Bob Singleton wanting to meet her.

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Did you get the centaurs? Good.

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- Dino, you came!
- Hello.

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- I'm not allowed to come in with the cigarette.
- You need to put down the cigarette.

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I won't say it again. Put it down.

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Why? He can buy the whole place.

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- Am I good now? Can I come in?
- Welcome.

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I have to make the poster.
I have some really cool ideas.

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Certainly.

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Yes.

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- Hi, how are you?
- Good, thank you.

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I don't know.

89
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How are you?
Big fan of your empire. Big.

90
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He is a musician,
You should give him a contract.

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I make electronic music.
DJ Hell from Berlin is awesome.

92
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- From Munich, actually.
- Yes, that's right. Here, take my card.

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- "Selling ear candy to the nation."
- Yes, that's my thing.

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I'm also a big fan of yours.

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Yes.

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I'm not drunk, you know.

97
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This does not affect my work.

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Come on, you should go to bed. Come on.

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Come and lie down.

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Come on.

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So you're a lesbian?

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- And?
- Are you bisexual?

103
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- Do you sleep with men?
- Yes.

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That was nice to hear.

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Calm down, I'm not lying.
with people I work with. I promise.

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What radio stations do you have?
I want to hear a love ballad.

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We have Quiet Favorites and...

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I don't know what the hell you're saying.
Just put on a ballad.

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- Do you live here?
- Yes, this is where I live. Okay, bye.

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- Hello there. What's "hello"?
- Sorry, I'm just so tired.

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But I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

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- Yes.
- Okay.

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See you tomorrow, princess. Close the door.

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In order to create outstanding works, you must
one achieves an extraordinary state of mind.

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Outstanding...

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...state of mind.

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It sounds like they are taking advantage of you.

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I know, but I still take advantage of them.
This is a big chance for me, Sina.

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How can that be a big chance? Explain.

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I'm going to illustrate for the Kalamazoo Herald.
A million people can do it.

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I will illustrate the poster,
No one my age has done that.

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If you want to become an illustrator
Could you apply to an art school?

123
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Don't you get it? Art schools don't teach you anything.

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- Sonja, I just want you to be happy.
- I'm happy, Sina. Very happy.

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- You are my only sister.
- The train is coming now, I can't talk.

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- Sonia, wait.
- Goodbye.

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- Tack.
- Go ahead.

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- Everything okay?
- Yes.

129
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You, everyone here is doing everything possible. No one does
just one thing. No one is just a journalist.

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- Hope you're not disappointed.
- No.

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The cameras have to roll steadily and capture everything.
gold. We must be true to reality.

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Yes, I understand exactly.

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- I actually drew it.
- Do you?

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- Yes.
- Oh my God. She drew the cover.

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- I was four.
- And? It's beautiful.

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It's so artistic. The more I look,
the more I see. Great.

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- What did your great-uncle think?
- I don't know, I never met him.

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So...

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Okay, don't tell that at IRAS.

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- So you didn't know him?
- No, I...

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My sister did it,
but she's much older and German, so...

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- What is she doing?
- She's a therapist.

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Damn. We got it good.

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I make people stars.
I'll make them gods, Sonja.

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You can become huge, you know that?

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- Do you think so?
- I know.

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- You haven't even seen my work samples.
- That's it.

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Right now you are here.

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But you can end up there.

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Become a hero.

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I'm serious, become a hero.

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My little sister.

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My little Pippi Longstocking.

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What are you doing here?

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Why is he such a great writer?

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- Let's have another glass. Or?
- Sure.

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SOVIET KAZAKHSTAN
AFTER THE HOT DAYS

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Okay, Major Pluvus.

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Dino Davis of the Kalamazoo Herald,
Nice to finally meet.

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Miss Schmidt. On radiation and
On behalf of the Art Institute, I welcome you.

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Your uncle's work means a lot.
for Mr. Singleton.

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You are an honored guest.

163
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Thank you. Oh, thank you.

164
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Yes.

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Follow me.

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- Come on, let's go!
- What the hell is that?

167
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I asked Gemma, our second cameraman...
Excuse me, camerawoman,

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- Go into the system...
- Systembolaget.

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...in Stockholm and buy alcohol.

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We bought all the booze, because there is
no vodka in Kazakhstan anymore.

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- The land the gods abandoned.
- The land the gods abandoned.

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Come on, Gemma. You can do it. VIP!

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We remember when the Cold War got hot.

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- Hotter than hotter.
- Go ahead, tell me about it, Sonja.

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A Soviet atomic bomb was shot down by the United States

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and exploded in Kazakhstan,
which devastated a large area.

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An area the size of all of fucking Texas.

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When they evacuated it was very hot,
that's why it's called "the hot days".

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"Hotter than hotter", it was so strange.
You're starting to get it.

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You, then? What did you do?
during those historic days?

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- Don't film me!
- Excuse me, sir.

182
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:11,260
Sonja, try looking into my camera.
I'm a first-time photographer, so...

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There it is. The wall.

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The only thing that protects us
from the most radioactive place on earth.

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Behind it, centaurs gallop in harmony
and hold each other's hands and hooves.

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There are no centaurs in the Zone,
You'll see for yourself soon.

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MILITARY AREA, DEADLY VIOLENCE ALLOWED
PHOTOGRAPHY PROHIBITED

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Tack.

189
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:12,540
Aren't you going to ask what it is first?

190
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:15,820
You're crazy, girl! I love it.

191
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:21,420
You, by the way. Sign there,
initial there and check there. Yes, there.

192
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:25,820
- What is it?
- Iodine, it helps against radiation.

193
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I meant...

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- Here.
- Good. Thank you.

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Since we opened in 1958, over 120 geniuses have

196
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from both the Soviet Union and the United States
lived in the residence.

197
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One more thing.
Nobel laureate Singleton unfortunately has

198
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announced that he did not want to be disturbed.

199
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:41,020
- Wait, he wanted to meet Sonja, right?
- Yes, but he's writing a new short novel.

200
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:46,660
That was really sad.
My fucking youth idol doesn't show up.

201
00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:49,220
It's starting well.

202
00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:06,580
Is it time for Geiger counters?

203
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:10,780
Does it work?

204
00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:16,260
No, no. Later.

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00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:24,620
You will be checked.
in the Soviet sector.

206
00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:50,260
- Good evening. It's an honor to meet you.
- The same.

207
00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:57,180
So you live and work here?

208
00:24:57,260 --> 00:25:01,220
- Are you a researcher, or...
- I'm not a scientist.

209
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:06,100
I am Professor Schukovsky,
the world's best scientist.

210
00:25:15,940 --> 00:25:17,900
Open your mouth, please.

211
00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:32,140
We need to take more tests on you.

212
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,980
What are you looking for?

213
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:41,700
We need to know
that you are healthy enough for the radiation.

214
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:52,820
Lie down. You can lie down.

215
00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:02,220
What is your blood type? Your blood type.

216
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:06,500
Okay, we'll find out.

217
00:26:51,220 --> 00:26:56,780
I don't believe that you
can work creatively in a team.

218
00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:02,580
I admire them.

219
00:27:03,980 --> 00:27:07,500
...our Russian comrades.

220
00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:23,140
She really admires you.

221
00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:26,500
How have you seen my works, I haven't...

222
00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:28,940
You have talent in your blood.

223
00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:35,460
You are the most sacred thing to me,
It is an honor to be in your presence.

224
00:27:35,540 --> 00:27:38,420
You can sign the book.

225
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:42,300
Should I write?
My uncle's name or mine?

226
00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:44,980
- Write both.
- Okay.

227
00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:49,860
Dedicate it to Bob Singleton. "With love."

228
00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:53,140
- Sure, of course.
- Write what feels right.

229
00:27:56,540 --> 00:28:02,060
- How are you feeling?
- Royal, and the hangover is gone.

230
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:05,860
It's because we've circulated your blood.

231
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:11,700
Choose one.

232
00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:14,100
This.

233
00:28:18,940 --> 00:28:22,780
Sergeant Barcoff will get back to you.

234
00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:29,300
This is a matter of life and death.

235
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:34,300
When you are outside the vehicles in the Zone

236
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:38,060
you must always wear protective equipment,

237
00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:42,620
otherwise the radiation will enter the skeleton.

238
00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:44,420
Any questions?

239
00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:50,740
Yes, I have a question.
How much junk do you have stored here?

240
00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:56,260
We don't have any.

241
00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:01,300
Cell phones, please.

242
00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:04,140
Thank you. Thank you.

243
00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:11,220
Thank you. I appreciate it.
that you put your phone down so carefully.

244
00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:22,780
Welcome to the Zone.

245
00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:40,620
Is this it?

246
00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:45,220
Everything is just fucking white.

247
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:59,500
Did you bring your own meter?

248
00:30:59,580 --> 00:31:04,500
It takes a lot for animals to mutate,
the values ​​they gave us are not enough.

249
00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:07,020
Fuck off.

250
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:13,100
- What? I just...
- We've talked about this. Shut up.

251
00:31:13,180 --> 00:31:17,180
- I'm just saying...
- Say less, for fuck's sake.

252
00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:28,700
Sergeant Barcoff? Dino till Barcoff.

253
00:31:28,780 --> 00:31:34,500
- Bar here.
- Can we take an overview picture from the mountain?

254
00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:39,300
Unfortunately not, there is a risk of landslides.

255
00:31:42,980 --> 00:31:46,420
Okay. Thank you, Barcoff.

256
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:50,340
Pale fucking sperm gargles.

257
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:03,980
We will camp here and continue tomorrow.

258
00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:07,580
Bullshit shocks Schassen.

259
00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:12,820
Now we're going. Be on the lookout.
We are the Kalamazoo Herald.

260
00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:27,780
When I go outside, my body tingles,

261
00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:33,220
but is it the radiation,
or just nervousness?

262
00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:36,180
Follow me to the safe zone.

263
00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:38,740
Search the area.

264
00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:44,700
The New York Times and the Washington Post,
Those amateurs have never made it here.

265
00:32:44,780 --> 00:32:50,420
- We did it, you idiot!
- Gemma, you're in the picture. What are you doing? Huh?

266
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:54,420
- Sorry, I didn't see you.
- Go charge your batteries or something.

267
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,580
Go.

268
00:32:56,660 --> 00:33:00,140
- Okay, everyone. We did it.
- Legendary.

269
00:33:00,220 --> 00:33:04,100
These are the first pictures
from the forbidden zone being released.

270
00:33:04,180 --> 00:33:08,580
- We are writing history.
- Team Kalamazoo!

271
00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:13,060
Wow, what a great picture.

272
00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:15,380
- Geez.
- Look at you.

273
00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:57,100
- Didn't you get a patch?
- No.

274
00:33:57,180 --> 00:34:02,100
- What did they do during your examination?
- Not much, they just took my temperature.

275
00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:08,420
Okay... They circulated all my blood.

276
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:13,140
- What does that even mean?
- I don't know. Why are they so obsessed with me?

277
00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:17,020
Or my great-uncle.

278
00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:26,660
And...

279
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:43,620
Hey, I've been meaning to ask you something.

280
00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:48,140
Don't get it wrong now,
but are you getting paid to be here?

281
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:51,220
No, not directly.

282
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:54,980
- Not at all?
- No.

283
00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:58,260
- So you're doing it for the exposure?
- Yes.

284
00:34:58,340 --> 00:35:01,060
It will be good exposure.

285
00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:07,020
Yes, and I'll make sure
that I will be the one to make the poster.

286
00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:11,660
You certainly do.

287
00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:15,740
If he doesn't choose one of my photos
in front of your illustrations.

288
00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:20,740
- Just so you know.
- Okay.

289
00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:49,740
The wind is blowing from the southeast today,

290
00:35:49,820 --> 00:35:53,660
so the radiation level is extra high.

291
00:36:10,660 --> 00:36:15,380
On this plateau you will get
a good view of the surroundings.

292
00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:20,340
- No, not right away.
- Yes. Great fun.

293
00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:24,220
- He's babysitting for us.
- It's just a fucking spectacle.

294
00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:27,060
- Yes.
- Or what?

295
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:31,340
Barcoff, we are here to see
The impact site, that's what we want to see.

296
00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:34,740
The road is diverted for a reason.

297
00:36:34,820 --> 00:36:37,540
That's it for sure.

298
00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:53,260
Can I have just Dino and Sonja?
Go out of the picture.

299
00:36:53,340 --> 00:36:59,220
Damn it, give us some space.
Let the artist paint.

300
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:04,300
13,400... 500... You bastards.

301
00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:09,220
Without the suits we would be dead.
in a couple of days, without a doubt.

302
00:37:17,220 --> 00:37:19,780
Are you worried?

303
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:24,700
- Maybe.
- I'm worried.

304
00:37:24,780 --> 00:37:30,540
We need to get a picture of a deformed animal,
We can't go home empty-handed.

305
00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:35,420
I'm going up here! Can you come here?

306
00:37:38,780 --> 00:37:42,500
I think Barcoff is into me.

307
00:37:42,580 --> 00:37:46,740
Yeah? Barcoff would fuck a pile of gravel
if he found a hole small enough.

308
00:37:46,820 --> 00:37:52,460
I mean, maybe I
can convince him to take a detour.

309
00:37:53,740 --> 00:37:57,020
Come here, my illustrator.

310
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,460
You can fix this.

311
00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:15,660
- How hot it is.
- Yes, it's very hot.

312
00:38:15,740 --> 00:38:20,060
Yes, I just wanted to thank you.
for taking such good care of us.

313
00:38:21,580 --> 00:38:24,580
I feel so safe with you.

314
00:38:26,380 --> 00:38:32,260
But we would like to see
Mutated animals or something.

315
00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:37,380
I would like to help you,
but I'm just following orders.

316
00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:40,700
Pluvus doesn't need to know anything.

317
00:38:44,180 --> 00:38:46,500
Please?

318
00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:51,420
There might be something.

319
00:39:00,580 --> 00:39:03,580
- Careful. Give me your hand.
- Tack.

320
00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:05,980
So.

321
00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:09,660
Where.

322
00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:16,220
We call it the puppy.

323
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:20,340
Oj.

324
00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:23,340
Awesome.

325
00:39:23,420 --> 00:39:27,820
Now you can show me some real animals.

326
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:32,180
Who says
that there are any real animals here?

327
00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:41,580
- Sorry, I didn't mean to...
- Your arm!

328
00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:46,740
- The glove!
- Damn it! It's no danger.

329
00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:52,100
- The radiation, then?
- The radiation here is not that high.

330
00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:54,500
That is an exception.

331
00:39:55,980 --> 00:40:01,820
- I guess I have to go back.
- Yes... No. No, stop!

332
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:06,820
Don't say a word about what just happened!
Roger?

333
00:40:18,580 --> 00:40:22,700
- Did you live in London? Did you work for me?
- Yes.

334
00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:27,780
- I often hung out at that bar.
- Lights Last? That's my barbecue restaurant.

335
00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:32,380
Do you own it too? Awesome.
That's where Matthias and I met.

336
00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:37,580
- Is he your boyfriend?
- My ex. We're divorced, it's sad.

337
00:40:37,660 --> 00:40:43,460
Well? Damn, how sad.
You know you're going to get to take a picture of the poster, right?

338
00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:46,580
Barcoff massaged my back.

339
00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:53,380
- I was really scared.
- For what? To get protective suit herpes?

340
00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:56,660
Can you get herpes from protective clothing?

341
00:40:56,740 --> 00:41:00,740
He told me not to say anything...

342
00:41:00,820 --> 00:41:05,940
- ...but he was exposed to the radiation.
- Excuse me? Was Barcoff exposed?

343
00:41:06,020 --> 00:41:08,980
- Yes.
- And?

344
00:41:09,060 --> 00:41:13,300
He had a huge gap.
between the glove and the suit.

345
00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:19,140
He said it paid off because it
There was no radiation there.

346
00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:22,260
Not according to our Geiger counter.

347
00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:25,620
I know. It's creepy.

348
00:41:32,780 --> 00:41:36,540
Turan.
It's okay, buddy. We'll be fine.

349
00:41:51,580 --> 00:41:56,060
Barcoff here. We have some sand ahead of us.

350
00:41:56,140 --> 00:42:00,460
Stay close to our taillights,
otherwise you might get lost.

351
00:42:00,540 --> 00:42:03,380
Will be, captain.

352
00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:15,140
Damn it. Imagine if the windows cracked, you guys.

353
00:42:15,220 --> 00:42:17,980
Then we'll get fried.

354
00:42:19,740 --> 00:42:23,780
Turan, film that.
Film her scared face.

355
00:42:23,860 --> 00:42:28,300
- Say that thing about the window again.
- It wasn't me.

356
00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:35,980
The windows can crack. No, that was bad.

357
00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:39,300
You won't win an Oscar, no.

358
00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:42,580
- The windows may crack.
- Again.

359
00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:45,940
Really hang yourself.

360
00:42:46,020 --> 00:42:49,980
Take it seriously,
Take it over, don't overplay.

361
00:42:50,060 --> 00:42:55,100
- Say: "The windows are breaking!"
- The windows can... crack.

362
00:42:58,460 --> 00:43:02,100
- Sorry.
- Shit, don't waste any more tape.

363
00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:12,340
Does anyone see any minotaurs?

364
00:43:40,060 --> 00:43:45,100
I think if we left now,
then they wouldn't notice.

365
00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:52,460
- If we what?
- Well, if we left, they probably wouldn't...

366
00:43:52,540 --> 00:43:56,060
They wouldn't notice,
We don't see the cars.

367
00:43:56,140 --> 00:43:59,220
Stupid idea, we see nothing.

368
00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:03,700
Good idea, princess.
Geniuses think the same way.

369
00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:08,180
Gemma, slow down. Just a little.

370
00:44:25,820 --> 00:44:28,380
Okay, turn now! Turn!

371
00:44:30,540 --> 00:44:32,420
Run!

372
00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:35,700
- I don't see anything!
- That's the point!

373
00:44:35,780 --> 00:44:37,740
Run!

374
00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:45,420
Barcoff, we've lost our way.
I don't think we're left with that.

375
00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:49,300
Stay where you are.

376
00:44:49,380 --> 00:44:52,860
Understood. Message received.
Over and out.

377
00:44:58,860 --> 00:45:03,860
Remove the batteries,
so they can't track us. Break it.

378
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:50,580
Was it running?

379
00:45:52,980 --> 00:45:57,140
Yes. Yes, that was the fanimej!

380
00:46:01,660 --> 00:46:04,140
Wait, do it again.

381
00:46:10,660 --> 00:46:13,220
Oh my God.

382
00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:36,340
We can't find our way back along the ruts.

383
00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:42,260
Understood. Stay calm.
Keep your headlights on so we can see you.

384
00:46:42,340 --> 00:46:47,700
- It's getting dark soon, come on.
- Understood, and the headlights are on.

385
00:46:47,780 --> 00:46:51,660
Understood. Honk every 30 seconds, come on.

386
00:46:51,740 --> 00:46:55,060
Understood. Gemma, are you honking?

387
00:46:55,140 --> 00:46:58,580
No, don't turn off the lights!

388
00:47:00,180 --> 00:47:05,140
We are finally alone.
in the forbidden zone!

389
00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:07,940
And... cut.

390
00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:11,100
Goddamn it, can I see?

391
00:47:11,180 --> 00:47:15,260
Damn, we got it on film.
It's the best thing I've done in my career.

392
00:47:16,820 --> 00:47:21,140
- Oh my God!
- That's crazy, check it out!

393
00:47:21,220 --> 00:47:25,180
- We should have filmed it.
- You thought it was a centaur, huh?

394
00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:28,020
I wish it were.

395
00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:34,060
When the sun rises tomorrow we'll film
mutated shit, but this is also gold.

396
00:47:34,140 --> 00:47:39,300
This is GOLD.
We blew the military, for fuck's sake.

397
00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:44,460
- We almost died!
- We almost died. You're a fucking star.

398
00:47:47,580 --> 00:47:49,980
Come on, young people. Now let's drink.

399
00:47:51,460 --> 00:47:54,900
We can't have broken all the bottles.

400
00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:57,980
Here. Come on.

401
00:47:59,420 --> 00:48:01,700
The corpse is alive!

402
00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:07,060
- What are you wearing?
- It's lead, to protect the sperm.

403
00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:12,380
- I might want to have children one day.
- You broke up because you didn't want to?

404
00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:18,980
No. I don't think... Listen! I think
Not that the place is radioactive at all.

405
00:48:20,340 --> 00:48:24,620
- My Geiger counter shows nothing outside.
- Isn't it broken, then?

406
00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:30,820
No, it works. This one contains
A little uranium, like all old watches. Check.

407
00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:34,900
Watch as I install this meter.
Nothing.

408
00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:40,740
- This one is going crazy outside.
- Yes. Try it on my watch.

409
00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:45,660
- There you see.
- Here, try the Rolex.

410
00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:50,460
Stop pushing me.

411
00:48:50,540 --> 00:48:54,300
The military's meters are rigged.

412
00:48:54,380 --> 00:48:57,340
I think the whole place is a scam.

413
00:48:57,420 --> 00:49:03,540
Why aren't we allowed to see the impact site?
And Barcoff's behavior when he was exposed?

414
00:49:03,620 --> 00:49:07,140
It was so creepy. Yes, it was.

415
00:49:07,220 --> 00:49:10,500
No, I mean... No, hang up.

416
00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:15,860
Is there no radioactivity?
in the radioactive zone? What the hell?

417
00:49:15,940 --> 00:49:20,340
- What the hell?
- What the hell? What the hell is going on?

418
00:49:20,420 --> 00:49:23,820
What a fucking scoop, buddy!

419
00:49:25,260 --> 00:49:28,660
You bastards!

420
00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:52,020
Like that, yes.

421
00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:57,300
No, listen. Right now you're here,

422
00:49:57,380 --> 00:50:01,980
but you could be here,
on the top floor.

423
00:50:03,460 --> 00:50:06,860
I want you to film.
all upcoming programs.

424
00:50:06,940 --> 00:50:10,180
- Are you sure?
- Of course.

425
00:50:13,300 --> 00:50:16,060
What do I do to get one like that?

426
00:50:16,140 --> 00:50:18,700
Be creative.

427
00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:21,540
- We should sleep.
- Good idea.

428
00:50:29,820 --> 00:50:32,740
What are we doing tomorrow, then?

429
00:50:32,820 --> 00:50:36,940
- We'll find out what they're hiding here.
- What do you think it is?

430
00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:41,740
- Nuclear weapons. They are always weapons.
- And?

431
00:50:41,820 --> 00:50:47,660
It's scary,
but it makes for nice illustrations.

432
00:50:52,220 --> 00:50:55,300
Is it silly to say

433
00:50:55,380 --> 00:50:59,140
that maybe God sent the storm here?

434
00:50:59,220 --> 00:51:02,900
- To show that he hasn't forgotten the place.
- No.

435
00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:07,100
Yes, it's silly.

436
00:51:07,180 --> 00:51:11,900
Okay. Bedtime, everyone.

437
00:51:23,540 --> 00:51:25,540
Come on.

438
00:51:34,860 --> 00:51:37,340
Please stop, Dino.

439
00:51:44,260 --> 00:51:46,700
Gemma, is everything okay?

440
00:51:46,780 --> 00:51:49,140
Yes.

441
00:51:49,220 --> 00:51:53,620
You. You can sleep up here, if you want.

442
00:52:18,060 --> 00:52:22,260
Imagine
that you walk in complete darkness.

443
00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:27,980
You see nothing,
so you light a match.

444
00:52:28,060 --> 00:52:32,900
What you don't see in this light
is the self.

445
00:52:32,980 --> 00:52:34,740
Your self.

446
00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:39,540
But the self can be expanded
and let you see better.

447
00:52:54,540 --> 00:52:58,300
Nothing is free. Nothing is free.

448
00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:17,620
Damn it, Gemma!
Slow down, it's getting shaky.

449
00:53:22,780 --> 00:53:25,820
- How long have I been sleeping?
- A couple of hours.

450
00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:30,500
Hey, I forgot to clarify.
One thing before we leave.

451
00:53:30,580 --> 00:53:33,420
Damn it, Dino.

452
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:36,820
It was the bomb. It was the atomic bomb.

453
00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:41,100
- What have you eaten?
- Nothing. Here, do you want lunch?

454
00:53:41,180 --> 00:53:42,820
Tack.

455
00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:45,260
God, I probably shit myself a little.

456
00:53:45,340 --> 00:53:48,740
Seriously, we're out of water.

457
00:53:48,820 --> 00:53:52,500
Maybe we should call in the military.
and go back?

458
00:53:52,580 --> 00:53:58,380
- Before we know the truth?
- We can cut to what they might be hiding.

459
00:53:58,460 --> 00:54:01,580
We can confront them
from the safety of home.

460
00:54:01,660 --> 00:54:03,820
Don't be a coward.

461
00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:08,700
Wait, we're voting on the matter.
This is a democracy.

462
00:54:08,780 --> 00:54:13,260
Those who want to go home like cowards vomit
Raise your hand.

463
00:54:13,340 --> 00:54:15,100
Okay.

464
00:54:22,820 --> 00:54:27,100
- Damn, what is it?
- Stop. Turn around!

465
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:33,180
Drive up there. Straight up.

466
00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:35,940
Yes. Look, what the hell is that?

467
00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:44,140
Cacti?

468
00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:48,700
We pretend they're mutant as hell.
Movies.

469
00:54:48,780 --> 00:54:54,580
- Aren't we looking for weapons?
- Is it rolling? Okay, my friends.

470
00:54:54,660 --> 00:54:59,500
We just found the pure forest
of radioactive cacti.

471
00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:01,420
There is no radiation.

472
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:04,180
We all know that.

473
00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:08,900
We choose to believe that it does.
TV magic.

474
00:55:08,980 --> 00:55:13,820
We try to create excitement at the beginning
of the feature. Why am I explaining to you?

475
00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:16,780
We go out, we put on our costumes.

476
00:55:16,860 --> 00:55:21,260
I'm like... I'm like John Wayne.
You can be like...

477
00:55:21,340 --> 00:55:26,180
- Ingrid Bergman?
- No, Jean Arthur. You are Jean Arthur.

478
00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:29,140
- Do you know who she is?
- No.

479
00:55:29,220 --> 00:55:34,580
Not? Like an American Greta Garbo,
You know who it is, right?

480
00:55:34,660 --> 00:55:37,620
- Yes.
- And legend.

481
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:43,180
No, I want to be Niki de Saint Phalle.
Niki de Saint Phalle.

482
00:55:43,260 --> 00:55:47,260
- I really want to be her.
- Who the hell is Niki de Saint Phalle?

483
00:55:47,340 --> 00:55:51,820
She's with the big women.
and all the colors...

484
00:55:51,900 --> 00:55:55,940
Shut up, I don't know.
Who the hell are you talking about? Shut up!

485
00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:00,900
This is not about you.

486
00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:09,100
- Sorry.
- Stop it. Just do as I say.

487
00:56:10,140 --> 00:56:14,020
- Yes. Yes.
- Okay.

488
00:56:14,100 --> 00:56:20,340
Okay, we're going out into the fucking desert.
and filming some mutated fucking shit.

489
00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:24,540
- We're breaking new ground, you and I.
- Yes.

490
00:56:24,620 --> 00:56:29,300
Is everyone in? Team Kalamazoo?
Okay, let's go then.

491
00:56:56,580 --> 00:57:00,380
Damn it, watch out.

492
00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:03,140
We'll have to take care of it.

493
00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:06,060
Stop trying to steal my job.

494
00:57:06,140 --> 00:57:09,260
Am I stealing your job?
I don't even get paid.

495
00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:13,140
You're trying to steal the good angles. Stop it.

496
00:57:13,220 --> 00:57:18,180
- You have no idea what I have to do, do you?
- I think I have a clue.

497
00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:21,060
Come on, Gemma! Get this picture.

498
00:57:21,140 --> 00:57:24,220
You are the first photographer now.

499
00:57:26,540 --> 00:57:29,380
We'll cut that bastard up.

500
00:57:29,460 --> 00:57:33,740
So, the mysteries of the desert.

501
00:57:33,820 --> 00:57:38,860
Look, it's full of milk.
Do you want to taste?

502
00:57:38,940 --> 00:57:42,260
Do you want to quench your thirst in the heat?

503
00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:49,140
Damn.

504
00:57:49,220 --> 00:57:53,140
Did you do it? Did you drink it? Show.

505
00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:56,620
What a gangster you are! I love her!

506
00:57:59,260 --> 00:58:03,620
Damn. How does it feel? Film it, Gemma.
This is journalism.

507
00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:08,660
- This is journalism. Are you okay?
- Call for help, call the military.

508
00:58:08,740 --> 00:58:13,340
- Try to vomit, stick your fingers in your throat.
- No, I want to.

509
00:58:13,420 --> 00:58:18,260
We keep working. We break new ground.

510
00:58:18,340 --> 00:58:22,580
- Now we just do it.
- There is no radiation, what is the danger?

511
00:58:22,660 --> 00:58:27,420
She just drank from a fucking cactus!
We don't know what it might do to her!

512
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:32,020
- Who the hell drinks from a cactus?
- John Wayne.

513
00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:37,500
- I'm John Wayne.
- What a fucking scoop. This is big.

514
00:58:37,580 --> 00:58:41,020
Why are we wasting time on this, then?

515
00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:46,300
Why did we film?
a fucking John Wayne transvestite?

516
00:58:46,380 --> 00:58:50,500
Call for help, or I will.
I turn on the radio.

517
00:58:56,180 --> 00:58:58,940
Never go against me, you bastard!

518
00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:01,660
Never go against me.

519
00:59:01,740 --> 00:59:07,860
Never go against me!
Do you hear that, you hot-headed bastard!

520
00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:22,500
Come on, Gemma. I need you.

521
01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:08,660
Did he try to kill me?
because he's not John Wayne?

522
01:00:08,740 --> 01:00:11,460
We shouldn't have brought you here.

523
01:00:12,620 --> 01:00:14,620
You shouldn't be here.

524
01:00:14,700 --> 01:00:17,340
It's officially over.

525
01:00:19,420 --> 01:00:22,700
We are getting kicked out.
from this fucking hole.

526
01:00:22,780 --> 01:00:25,260
Cut. Cut.

527
01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:34,700
Hell. Why the hell were you drinking?
out of that damn cactus?

528
01:00:34,780 --> 01:00:37,420
You told me to do it.

529
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:42,420
I have never met a more desperate person
human in my whole damn life. Sad.

530
01:00:43,700 --> 01:00:46,380
You're sad, that's what you are.

531
01:00:46,460 --> 01:00:49,300
And you are a liar.

532
01:00:49,380 --> 01:00:52,180
You're a fat fucking liar.

533
01:00:52,260 --> 01:00:56,060
You said you are loyal to the truth, but
you are not.

534
01:00:56,140 --> 01:01:01,900
You blow your employees. You pay
them not, so they are not even employed.

535
01:01:01,980 --> 01:01:05,700
Truth Teller Day? Should we be open?

536
01:01:05,780 --> 01:01:08,460
Okay, now you're going to hear.

537
01:01:10,780 --> 01:01:13,700
You're a coward.

538
01:01:13,780 --> 01:01:18,860
It's okay, then you fit in
every other fucking moron on the planet.

539
01:01:18,940 --> 01:01:23,020
But I'm as big as you can get.

540
01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:29,780
I made you see your own damn life.
I'm Dino Davis, dammit! Who the hell are you?

541
01:01:33,020 --> 01:01:37,860
- Does the military know where we are?
- Yes, the military knows we are here.

542
01:01:39,860 --> 01:01:42,340
I told Pluvus that the radio was broken,

543
01:01:42,420 --> 01:01:47,500
that we soldered it together today.
We're on the track, okay?

544
01:01:47,580 --> 01:01:52,380
We must get materials before they arrive.
Come on, up with the cameras.

545
01:01:52,460 --> 01:01:55,140
Come on, dammit.

546
01:01:55,220 --> 01:01:57,500
I don't want to come along.

547
01:01:59,540 --> 01:02:02,940
I'm staying with her.

548
01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:08,540
You sure as hell do too. I need two
cameras. I need your image composition.

549
01:02:08,620 --> 01:02:13,380
- No, don't go.
- Shut up, dammit.

550
01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:16,420
You are my star.

551
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:21,140
- Come on, buddy.
- I'm not feeling well.

552
01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:27,140
Sorry, he's right.
He needs my image compositions.

553
01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:36,420
- Come on now.
- I'll be right back.

554
01:04:36,980 --> 01:04:41,860
You probably shouldn't eat that.
I've done it, it's not…

555
01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:51,940
Huh? Sorry, what are you saying?

556
01:04:52,020 --> 01:04:56,420
Did you drink from the cactus?

557
01:04:58,540 --> 01:05:03,300
- Yes, how did you know?
- Cactus.

558
01:05:03,380 --> 01:05:08,620
Well, is it because of the cactus?

559
01:05:08,700 --> 01:05:11,620
I have...

560
01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:14,260
are you in love

561
01:05:15,460 --> 01:05:20,900
Am I... what? Am I...

562
01:05:20,980 --> 01:05:24,820
I thought you were a member of IRAS,

563
01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:28,700
some kind of great artist.

564
01:05:30,180 --> 01:05:34,100
You drink to get horny.

565
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:38,020
- Horny?
- Yes.

566
01:05:39,380 --> 01:05:42,300
My name is Sonja.

567
01:05:42,380 --> 01:05:44,460
Thalia.

568
01:05:44,540 --> 01:05:48,580
- Thalia?
- Yes.

569
01:05:48,660 --> 01:05:51,660
- Sonja.
- Ouch.

570
01:05:51,740 --> 01:05:54,620
- Sonja.
- Ouch.

571
01:05:54,700 --> 01:05:56,380
Sonja.

572
01:05:56,460 --> 01:06:00,260
- ...no. Sonja.
- Ouch.

573
01:06:00,340 --> 01:06:05,060
- Yes, I am.
- My birthday.

574
01:06:06,780 --> 01:06:10,500
Is it your birthday? Congratulations.

575
01:06:10,580 --> 01:06:13,820
I wish I could give you something.

576
01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:17,500
I have nothing.

577
01:06:17,580 --> 01:06:20,460
what are you doing

578
01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:25,820
Do you want?

579
01:06:27,220 --> 01:06:29,820
Do you want it?

580
01:06:47,940 --> 01:06:50,900
Her tongue was a little bigger.

581
01:06:50,980 --> 01:06:54,060
Kind of huge.

582
01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:57,340
Her kisses tasted like grass.

583
01:06:58,380 --> 01:07:01,900
It's hard to describe, it was as if

584
01:07:01,980 --> 01:07:04,860
we really found each other.

585
01:07:06,380 --> 01:07:10,420
It was amazing,
it was like we kissed for hours.

586
01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:13,220
We were only gone for half an hour.

587
01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:17,340
No problem, you're trying to make amends
that you messed up everything.

588
01:07:17,420 --> 01:07:21,580
- We found each other.
- Did you say she spoke very slowly?

589
01:07:21,660 --> 01:07:27,380
- Maybe that was why.
- She... talked... like this...

590
01:07:28,820 --> 01:07:32,100
"What... name... you?"

591
01:07:32,180 --> 01:07:36,500
Damn, that's good. What else did she say?

592
01:07:39,540 --> 01:07:43,060
That you drink from the cacti
to get horny.

593
01:07:43,140 --> 01:07:46,700
To get horny?

594
01:07:46,780 --> 01:07:52,100
- I couldn't stop staring at the breasts.
- I think so, that.

595
01:07:52,180 --> 01:07:57,060
She wanted my bracelet,
so she got it. And the hat.

596
01:07:57,140 --> 01:08:02,140
- Turan's hat?
- She had a birthday, so she must get something.

597
01:08:02,220 --> 01:08:07,900
- We found Turan's hat before you.
- Don't you think I met a centaur?

598
01:08:07,980 --> 01:08:14,380
- You had sex, right? It's about sex.
- No, just kissed a lot. Not...

599
01:08:14,460 --> 01:08:20,540
Okay, you didn't have sex.
You... loved yourself, okay?

600
01:08:20,620 --> 01:08:24,580
Come on, be honest.
You got horny when we fucked, so you jerked off.

601
01:08:27,900 --> 01:08:31,460
I don't want to be part of this.

602
01:08:31,540 --> 01:08:36,460
Can you stop? Gemma, stop filming me.

603
01:08:38,460 --> 01:08:40,460
This needs to be cut out.

604
01:08:40,540 --> 01:08:45,420
I don't want to be known as
an animal fucker.

605
01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:51,180
zoophile,
The Herald had a whole issue about it.

606
01:08:52,220 --> 01:08:56,980
Just so you know,
you signed a non-disclosure agreement

607
01:08:57,060 --> 01:09:01,020
and that we got to use all the material,
when we were sitting in the jeep by the wall.

608
01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:05,820
You are what I say you are.

609
01:09:09,340 --> 01:09:11,660
Hell too.

610
01:09:11,740 --> 01:09:15,020
De är redan här. Fan, vad snabba de var.

611
01:09:15,100 --> 01:09:19,220
- Ta på dig dräkten.
- Turan, put on your suit!

612
01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:28,020
Turan! Wake up, damn it!
We have to put on our costumes!

613
01:09:28,100 --> 01:09:31,540
Hell. Come on, wake up now.

614
01:09:37,020 --> 01:09:38,980
Hell!

615
01:09:42,660 --> 01:09:45,860
We have to run "Pulp Fiction."
Stick it up your ass.

616
01:09:45,940 --> 01:09:51,180
- I'm not shoving it up my ass.
- The hole is empty. Ass, pussy, it's going in.

617
01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:55,420
Damn, I'll do it.

618
01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:57,580
Wait!

619
01:10:00,420 --> 01:10:05,860
Sonja! Sonja! Hello, princess. Hello.

620
01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:08,620
Hide this for me. Hide the gold.

621
01:10:08,700 --> 01:10:14,580
- It's not gold.
- Yes, and gold must be hidden in the vault.

622
01:10:14,660 --> 01:10:20,460
- No. No, what are you doing?
- Front or back, it's going in.

623
01:10:20,540 --> 01:10:25,780
- No! No! Stop!
- It's going in!

624
01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:36,780
This is unacceptable!
What in God's name have you done to her?

625
01:10:36,860 --> 01:10:41,580
Nothing. She has heatstroke. She took off
the overalls, I couldn't stop her.

626
01:10:41,660 --> 01:10:45,380
- And?
- She drank from a cactus!

627
01:10:45,460 --> 01:10:50,220
- She drank from a cactus!
- She did what?

628
01:10:50,300 --> 01:10:52,660
These cacti?

629
01:10:52,740 --> 01:10:57,900
They are genetically modified,
they use the extract during surgeries.

630
01:10:57,980 --> 01:10:59,260
Hell!

631
01:11:00,700 --> 01:11:03,380
Hell. Hell.

632
01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:06,740
You will be punished for this.

633
01:11:06,820 --> 01:11:11,860
Listen. You need to get to the hospital immediately.
Hello?

634
01:11:12,900 --> 01:11:19,620
Do you hear me? Okay, take it easy.
You have to see a doctor, otherwise you will die.

635
01:11:19,700 --> 01:11:23,740
- No...
- Yes, you need an antidote.

636
01:11:23,820 --> 01:11:27,660
- No, I have no feeling in my legs!
- Help me!

637
01:11:27,740 --> 01:11:33,260
- No!
- Yes. Help me. Open the door.

638
01:11:33,340 --> 01:11:35,860
She has to get out of here.

639
01:11:35,940 --> 01:11:40,300
- No, no, no!
- Yes, in the car.

640
01:12:15,100 --> 01:12:20,820
- Drive faster, damn it!
- I'm driving fast to the real IRAS!

641
01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:26,260
- The real IRAS?
- Nothing is real. I'm not even a soldier.

642
01:12:26,340 --> 01:12:30,540
- What, not a soldier?
- Soldiers are not allowed inside the Zone.

643
01:12:30,620 --> 01:12:35,580
- The guy who picked us up, then?
- Pluvus? He's a major.

644
01:12:35,660 --> 01:12:38,100
He's not allowed in here.

645
01:12:40,700 --> 01:12:45,860
Keep talking to her, okay?
Don't let her turn it off!

646
01:12:45,940 --> 01:12:50,060
Look at me. Hi, Sonja.

647
01:12:50,140 --> 01:12:55,180
Look at me.
You, open your eyes! Sonja! Sonja!

648
01:12:55,260 --> 01:12:59,500
Sonja! Hello! Hell! Hell.

649
01:14:00,580 --> 01:14:05,340
THE REAL IRA

650
01:14:57,500 --> 01:15:01,140
I thought I heard someone.

651
01:15:01,220 --> 01:15:04,700
You deserve a real welcome.

652
01:15:04,780 --> 01:15:10,300
Welcome to IRAS, the institute
for radical art and research.

653
01:15:11,580 --> 01:15:15,500
- Radical?
- Yes, radical. Not radioactive.

654
01:15:15,580 --> 01:15:20,660
- It was never radioactive.
- So there was no bomb?

655
01:15:20,740 --> 01:15:23,140
No, no bomb,

656
01:15:23,220 --> 01:15:27,900
just an explosive agreement
between the United States and the Soviet Union.

657
01:15:27,980 --> 01:15:33,780
Just so we could bring out all the art
and research we want without regulations.

658
01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:40,860
Pluvus calls your gang
"a bunch of cokeheads". Do you like cocaine?

659
01:15:40,940 --> 01:15:44,940
- Thank you, that's good.
- We have all kinds of drugs here.

660
01:15:45,020 --> 01:15:51,100
I've only taken what you took,
cactus extract, when I had surgery.

661
01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:57,060
The hallucinations are interesting,
but there are better alternatives.

662
01:15:57,140 --> 01:16:02,300
Scientists call it
"perceptual disturbances".

663
01:16:02,380 --> 01:16:05,580
So my experience wasn't real?

664
01:16:05,660 --> 01:16:09,580
I met a centaur,
but maybe there isn't...

665
01:16:09,660 --> 01:16:14,300
- Yes, of course there are centaurs.
- Okay, how good.

666
01:16:14,380 --> 01:16:17,860
- Her name was Thalia.
- I love Thalia.

667
01:16:17,940 --> 01:16:21,500
She turned 25 yesterday. Oh my.

668
01:16:21,580 --> 01:16:25,060
Well, did she turn 25?

669
01:16:25,140 --> 01:16:30,060
Months. Centaurs' lives are counted in months.

670
01:16:30,140 --> 01:16:32,900
Jaha. Jaha.

671
01:16:32,980 --> 01:16:37,900
- So she's like two years old?
- Two years and one month, yes.

672
01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:41,060
She is so naughty.

673
01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:46,540
I thought she was older than two years.

674
01:16:46,620 --> 01:16:50,500
Can I show you what I'm most proud of?

675
01:16:50,580 --> 01:16:53,300
Yes, come on. Come on.

676
01:17:21,380 --> 01:17:25,940
Only I have performed
brain transplants for over 20 years.

677
01:17:26,020 --> 01:17:29,620
For Russians, nothing is impossible.

678
01:17:33,220 --> 01:17:37,700
- No, no, no. Listen.
- You deviated from our escort.

679
01:17:37,780 --> 01:17:42,060
No, we were separated in the storm.
It was accidental.

680
01:17:42,140 --> 01:17:46,740
You violated the instructions.
and brought his own Geiger counter.

681
01:17:51,540 --> 01:17:56,980
You, one of my team
had a bout of paranoia.

682
01:17:57,060 --> 01:17:59,780
He is worthless.

683
01:17:59,860 --> 01:18:04,140
- Stop lying.
- I'm not the only one who lies, huh?

684
01:18:04,220 --> 01:18:10,940
You may be a major, but these guys
is not a professional. Look at him.

685
01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:16,500
Do you want to find out?
whether the Russian AK-47s work or not?

686
01:18:23,860 --> 01:18:27,380
Good job, comrades.

687
01:18:30,620 --> 01:18:34,500
Here I have my body.

688
01:18:34,580 --> 01:18:37,820
As you can see, we are free thinkers.

689
01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:41,260
A single, distinguished bunch.

690
01:18:42,580 --> 01:18:47,580
- Wouldn't you like some amphetamine?
- No.

691
01:18:58,060 --> 01:19:00,500
Who... Who are you?

692
01:19:04,900 --> 01:19:09,180
Old lady, I... I'm Bob Singleton.

693
01:19:10,860 --> 01:19:14,540
No, that's Bob Singleton.

694
01:19:14,620 --> 01:19:20,500
All of this was crucial for me to
could write "Silent Donna".

695
01:19:20,580 --> 01:19:24,700
I needed to get in touch.
with my feminine side,

696
01:19:24,780 --> 01:19:28,340
but now I'm diving deep into Greek mythology.

697
01:19:28,420 --> 01:19:33,580
For a long time I thought I would never
would write as well as your ancestor,

698
01:19:33,660 --> 01:19:39,300
but I had no idea
that I would receive his blood, your blood,

699
01:19:39,380 --> 01:19:42,740
flowing in my veins one day, so...

700
01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:49,660
Did they give you my blood?
Is that what it's all been about?

701
01:19:49,740 --> 01:19:52,380
Do you realize that your grandfather's brother

702
01:19:52,460 --> 01:19:57,740
was the most prominent mythological
the author of all time? Do you get it?

703
01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:05,060
This generation, you are so funny.
You know...

704
01:20:09,900 --> 01:20:13,860
- Whose body is that?
- This?

705
01:20:13,940 --> 01:20:18,700
I just want to change back,
I'm so tired of my period.

706
01:20:18,780 --> 01:20:22,620
Whose body is that? Where did you get it from?

707
01:20:22,700 --> 01:20:26,980
Some young volunteer who was here.
That was good.

708
01:20:27,060 --> 01:20:32,780
- What happened to her brain?
- You know, she just loved dogs.

709
01:20:35,220 --> 01:20:40,620
You're not a journalist, are you?
I thought you were a writer.

710
01:20:40,700 --> 01:20:45,380
- Why should I be a writer?
- What are you, then?

711
01:20:46,740 --> 01:20:51,620
- I don't know. Nobody. Nothing.
- Okay.

712
01:20:51,700 --> 01:20:56,900
By all means.
What do you want then, Sonja Schmidt?

713
01:21:16,660 --> 01:21:19,940
Are you sure? Did Bob say that?

714
01:21:23,340 --> 01:21:26,180
Yes. Okay.

715
01:21:26,260 --> 01:21:31,780
No. Four journalists entered the Zone,
Four have to go out, if they have to in body bags.

716
01:21:33,100 --> 01:21:36,740
Huh? Okay, that's understood.

717
01:21:36,820 --> 01:21:39,260
Yes.

718
01:21:39,340 --> 01:21:41,660
Yes. No.

719
01:21:42,980 --> 01:21:47,420
Huh? Yes, you're right.
Ms. Schmidt is not a journalist.

720
01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:52,380
Three journalists and a relative,
There will still be four body bags.

721
01:21:53,660 --> 01:21:56,380
Roger.

722
01:21:56,460 --> 01:22:00,180
Okay, listen. I'm a businessman.

723
01:22:01,660 --> 01:22:06,740
I got Sonja here.
for whatever sick reasons you had.

724
01:22:06,820 --> 01:22:11,180
I can prevent everything from being published
and publish what I want.

725
01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:16,060
I make up stories, so I built
my empire. Experience is reality.

726
01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:22,340
Am I saying there's nothing to see?
here, they believe me. We shape the world.

727
01:22:23,660 --> 01:22:28,300
- We need to talk in private.
- Sure.

728
01:22:37,140 --> 01:22:41,420
In order to create outstanding works,

729
01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:48,460
must be achieved
an extraordinary state of mind.

730
01:22:48,540 --> 01:22:53,820
That's the truth, young people.
That's the fucking truth.

731
01:22:53,900 --> 01:22:56,660
The truth.

732
01:23:19,700 --> 01:23:23,180
There you heard a word I've never said before.

733
01:23:23,260 --> 01:23:26,580
Don't be stupid, herded cattle.

734
01:23:26,660 --> 01:23:30,540
Be a hero in adversity.
Don't trust the future.

735
01:24:18,100 --> 01:24:22,180
"...as we also forgive those who are indebted to us
"...lead us not into temptation..."

736
01:24:28,860 --> 01:24:31,660
"Our Father who art in heaven,
"Hallowed be your name."

737
01:24:31,740 --> 01:24:35,020
"Thy kingdom come; thy will be done,
"As it is in heaven, so also on earth."

738
01:25:06,700 --> 01:25:09,580
We're getting out of here.

739
01:25:09,660 --> 01:25:13,500
Time to say goodbye to this place.

740
01:25:13,580 --> 01:25:15,940
I arranged a deal for us.

741
01:25:16,020 --> 01:25:19,780
Yes, hugs. Hugs.

742
01:25:19,860 --> 01:25:24,100
Where... Where... Where is Sonja?

743
01:25:24,180 --> 01:25:28,500
She... will be fine.

744
01:25:30,020 --> 01:25:33,260
No, where is she? They don't say anything.

745
01:25:33,340 --> 01:25:35,780
I know. I know the answer to that.

746
01:25:35,860 --> 01:25:40,420
She... settles here.

747
01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:44,860
She has settled here. She is staying.

748
01:25:44,940 --> 01:25:49,020
No, it's scary here.
She can't stay here.

749
01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:53,100
Bob invited her to stay.
and takes care of her.

750
01:25:53,180 --> 01:25:57,060
Bob Singleton? Have you met him?

751
01:25:57,140 --> 01:26:00,580
Yes, I have. Finally.

752
01:26:00,660 --> 01:26:04,700
He... He is...

753
01:26:06,420 --> 01:26:09,700
No, listen now.

754
01:26:09,780 --> 01:26:12,500
We... We're getting out of here.

755
01:26:12,580 --> 01:26:16,540
Then we must forget everything we have seen here.

756
01:26:16,620 --> 01:26:23,260
We have to delete it. It's the only way
I'll get you out alive.

757
01:26:23,340 --> 01:26:25,700
Okay.

758
01:26:25,780 --> 01:26:31,300
I don't understand why Sonja would
Want to stay? I don't understand.

759
01:26:31,380 --> 01:26:36,500
Because she is an artist. A true artist.

760
01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:35,180
- How is it?
- I've never felt better.

761
01:28:09,220 --> 01:28:12,100
KALAMAZOO HERALD
NEW YORK OFFICE

762
01:28:16,660 --> 01:28:19,540
Kalamazoo Herald, how can I help you?

763
01:28:27,900 --> 01:28:33,020
- Hey, how was the trip?
- Yes, it was good.

764
01:28:34,540 --> 01:28:37,500
Yes, we never entered the Zone.

765
01:28:37,580 --> 01:28:43,100
We have to bury that story.
and focus on other things. I have ideas.

766
01:28:43,180 --> 01:28:45,420
I have many ideas.

767
01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:50,020
I would love to hear them.
How nice that you're back.

768
01:28:50,100 --> 01:28:55,740
- Vodka and soda, I guess?
- No, thank you.

769
01:28:55,820 --> 01:28:58,100
Okay.

770
01:28:58,180 --> 01:29:01,300
Wait. Where is my office?

771
01:29:04,540 --> 01:29:08,780
Is this gone?
I thought so. Thank you.

772
01:29:24,660 --> 01:29:27,020
Subject: IRAS

773
01:29:40,060 --> 01:29:44,300
"Dear sister, I just want to tell you
that I survived the Zone,"

774
01:29:44,380 --> 01:29:50,500
"but you won't see me for a while. I have
settled at IRAS and will stay for a few years."

775
01:29:50,580 --> 01:29:55,940
"You were right, the Kalamazoo Herald was
frivolous, but they changed during the journey."

776
01:29:56,020 --> 01:30:01,660
"I have that. I have received
an opportunity I didn't have before."

777
01:30:01,740 --> 01:30:06,980
"As you will notice, I will do
all covers and illustrations"

778
01:30:07,060 --> 01:30:11,580
"at the Kalamazoo Herald from now on."

779
01:30:11,660 --> 01:30:17,380
"I promise to email them to you."
Until then, I'm sending you lots of love."

780
01:30:17,460 --> 01:30:21,820
"Forever your Sonja."

781
01:30:21,900 --> 01:30:25,300
"Or your purple Pippi."

782
01:30:25,380 --> 01:30:27,900
"Pip, pip, pip."

783
01:30:32,500 --> 01:30:38,620
Translation: Emil P.W.S. Holmgren
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